{"id":154,"date":"2025-11-30T16:20:17","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/?page_id=154"},"modified":"2025-11-30T16:20:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:20:17","slug":"je-suis-un-monstre","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/je-suis-un-monstre\/","title":{"rendered":"Je suis un monstre"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Je suis un monstre<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>1997 Comeau<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je suis un monstre<br>Un monstre \u00e0 cravate<br>\u00c0 chemise repass\u00e9e<br>\u00c0 souliers bien cir\u00e9s<br>Le menton bien ras\u00e9<br>Les mains moites<br>Et le sang froid<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je suis un monstre<br>Un monstre \u00e0 cravate<br>Je vends tout, j\u2019ach\u00e8t\u2019 tout<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je soudoie et j\u2019exploite<br>Je d\u00e9nonce et je triche<br>J\u2019ai toujours<br>Le dernier mot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019est ainsi que je me sens<br>\u00c0 chaque fois qu\u2019elle me regarde<br>Moi qui ne r\u00eave qu\u2019\u00e0 elle<br>Elle qui ne r\u00eave que de r\u00eave<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je suis un monstre<br>Un monstre \u00e0 cravate<br>Odieux et m\u00e9prisable<br>D\u00e9gueulasse et vulgaire<br>D\u00e9go\u00fbtant et pervers<br>Et si personne ne m\u2019aime<br>Je serai encore plus moi-m\u00eame<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et si personne ne m\u2019aide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je serai encore plus monstrueux<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Andr\u00e9 Comeau<br>En personne<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis un monstre Je suis un monstreUn monstre \u00e0 cravate\u00c0 chemise repass\u00e9e\u00c0 souliers bien cir\u00e9sLe menton bien ras\u00e9Les mains moitesEt le sang froid Je suis un monstreUn monstre \u00e0 cravateJe vends tout, j\u2019ach\u00e8t\u2019 tout Je soudoie et j\u2019exploiteJe d\u00e9nonce et je tricheJ\u2019ai toujoursLe dernier mot C\u2019est ainsi que je me sens\u00c0 chaque fois qu\u2019elle<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link\">\n             <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/je-suis-un-monstre\/\" class=\"theme-btn\"><span>Continue Reading <\/span><i class=\"bi bi-arrow-right\"><\/i><\/a>\n        <\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":87,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-154","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":155,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154\/revisions\/155"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}