{"id":152,"date":"2025-11-30T16:19:44","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/?page_id=152"},"modified":"2025-11-30T16:19:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:19:44","slug":"la-valse-des-condoms","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/la-valse-des-condoms\/","title":{"rendered":"La valse des condoms"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">La valse des condoms<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>1986 Comeau<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tous les soirs<br>C&rsquo;est la drague dans les bars<br>On se cherche du regard<br>Que l&rsquo;on soit<br>H\u00e9t\u00e9ro ou Homo<br>F\u00e9ministe ou macho &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En dansant<br>Dans des d\u00e9hanchements<br>On se frotte doucement<br>On finit<br>La soir\u00e9e entre amis<br>Tous les coups sont permis<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Si tu veux, danse avec moi<br>C&rsquo;est la valse des condoms<br>Qui pourrait nous assure-t-on<br>Nous pr\u00e9server du tr\u00e9pas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&rsquo;est le stupre<br>La d\u00e9bauche et le lucre<br>Et personne n&rsquo;en est dupe<br>Tout ce fait<br>Les lumi\u00e8res allum\u00e9es<br>C&rsquo;est un pire p\u00e9ch\u00e9 &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un, deux, trois<br>Partenaires \u00e0 la fois<br>Anonymes parfois<br>Dans toutes les<br>Positions qu&rsquo;on conna\u00eet<br>Avec de beaux jouets &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Andr\u00e9 Comeau<br>On s&rsquo;rait fou d&rsquo;s&rsquo;en passer!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La valse des condoms Tous les soirsC&rsquo;est la drague dans les barsOn se cherche du regardQue l&rsquo;on soitH\u00e9t\u00e9ro ou HomoF\u00e9ministe ou macho &#8230; En dansantDans des d\u00e9hanchementsOn se frotte doucementOn finitLa soir\u00e9e entre amisTous les coups sont permis Si tu veux, danse avec moiC&rsquo;est la valse des condomsQui pourrait nous assure-t-onNous pr\u00e9server du tr\u00e9pas C&rsquo;est<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link\">\n             <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/la-valse-des-condoms\/\" class=\"theme-btn\"><span>Continue Reading <\/span><i class=\"bi bi-arrow-right\"><\/i><\/a>\n        <\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":87,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-152","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":153,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/152\/revisions\/153"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}