{"id":146,"date":"2025-11-30T16:17:54","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/?page_id=146"},"modified":"2025-11-30T16:17:54","modified_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:17:54","slug":"le-ptit-avocat","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/le-ptit-avocat\/","title":{"rendered":"Le p&rsquo;tit avocat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Le p&rsquo;tit avocat<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>1989 Comeau<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&rsquo;\u00e9tait un petit avocat<br>Qui perdit ses propres causes<br>C&rsquo;\u00e9tait un petit avocat<br>Qui n&rsquo;a rien pu changer aux choses<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La premi\u00e8re qu&rsquo;il rencontra<br>Contre son gr\u00e9, s&rsquo;fit avorter<br>La deuxi\u00e8me qu&rsquo;il rencontra<br>Contre son gr\u00e9, eut un b\u00e9b\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La troisi\u00e8me qu&rsquo;il rencontra<br>L&rsquo;a mari\u00e9 sans lui toucher<br>La suivante qu&rsquo;il rencontra<br>Lui a vol\u00e9 sa douc&rsquo; moiti\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La derni\u00e8re qu&rsquo;il rencontra<br>Pour l&rsquo;baiser s&rsquo;fit divorcer<br>La femme d&rsquo;un autre dessous son bras<br>Ext\u00e9nu\u00e9 est d\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La morale de c&rsquo;t&rsquo;histoire l\u00e0<br>C&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;importe les avocats<br>Il peut arriver parfois<br>Que les femmes nous fassent la loi<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Andr\u00e9 Comeau<br>T\u00e9moin<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le p&rsquo;tit avocat C&rsquo;\u00e9tait un petit avocatQui perdit ses propres causesC&rsquo;\u00e9tait un petit avocatQui n&rsquo;a rien pu changer aux choses La premi\u00e8re qu&rsquo;il rencontraContre son gr\u00e9, s&rsquo;fit avorterLa deuxi\u00e8me qu&rsquo;il rencontraContre son gr\u00e9, eut un b\u00e9b\u00e9 La troisi\u00e8me qu&rsquo;il rencontraL&rsquo;a mari\u00e9 sans lui toucherLa suivante qu&rsquo;il rencontraLui a vol\u00e9 sa douc&rsquo; moiti\u00e9 La derni\u00e8re qu&rsquo;il<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link\">\n             <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/le-ptit-avocat\/\" class=\"theme-btn\"><span>Continue Reading <\/span><i class=\"bi bi-arrow-right\"><\/i><\/a>\n        <\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":87,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-146","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":147,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/146\/revisions\/147"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}