{"id":140,"date":"2025-11-30T16:15:56","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/?page_id=140"},"modified":"2025-11-30T16:15:56","modified_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:15:56","slug":"nouveau-disciple","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/nouveau-disciple\/","title":{"rendered":"Nouveau disciple"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Nouveau disciple<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>1989 Comeau<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J&rsquo;ai \u00e9tudi\u00e9 les statistiques<br>L&rsquo;actuariat et la logique<br>Je crois en la corr\u00e9lation<br>Les chiffres les nombres c&rsquo;est ma passion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pour chaque aspect, de chaque objet<br>On doit trouver une mesure<br>Des kilogrammes, jusqu&rsquo;aux octets<br>C&rsquo;est la monnaie qui est l&rsquo;plus s\u00fbr<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Au jour le jour, je vis ma vie<br>Toujours fid\u00e8le en l&rsquo;esp\u00e9rance<br>D&rsquo;une dur\u00e9e moyenne de vie<br>D&rsquo;une vie sans grande malchance<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tout ce qui compte \u00e0 mes deux yeux<br>C&rsquo;est d&rsquo;faire rimer des faits divers<br>Tout en ce monde si merveilleux<br>Devient une cause ou un effet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En p\u00e9nitent je suis soumis<br>Aux bons augures de ces grands pr\u00eatres<br>Qui en sarrau auscultent la vie<br>Pour en tirer quelques peut-\u00eatre<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mon seul souci, ma seule phobie<br>Est de trouver d&rsquo;inadvertance<br>Deux sources s\u00fbres en contredit<br>Ou pire encore un grand silence (bis)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Andr\u00e9 Comeau<br>Disciple de la quantification<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nouveau disciple J&rsquo;ai \u00e9tudi\u00e9 les statistiquesL&rsquo;actuariat et la logiqueJe crois en la corr\u00e9lationLes chiffres les nombres c&rsquo;est ma passion Pour chaque aspect, de chaque objetOn doit trouver une mesureDes kilogrammes, jusqu&rsquo;aux octetsC&rsquo;est la monnaie qui est l&rsquo;plus s\u00fbr Au jour le jour, je vis ma vieToujours fid\u00e8le en l&rsquo;esp\u00e9ranceD&rsquo;une dur\u00e9e moyenne de vieD&rsquo;une vie sans<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link\">\n             <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/nouveau-disciple\/\" class=\"theme-btn\"><span>Continue Reading <\/span><i class=\"bi bi-arrow-right\"><\/i><\/a>\n        <\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":87,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-140","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":141,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/140\/revisions\/141"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}