{"id":120,"date":"2025-11-30T16:03:09","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/?page_id=120"},"modified":"2025-11-30T16:03:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-30T16:03:09","slug":"la-femme-est-un-instrument","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/la-femme-est-un-instrument\/","title":{"rendered":"La femme est un instrument"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La femme est un instrument<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a9 1998 Andr\u00e9 Comeau<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand on a pas encore<br>Touch\u00e9 sa premi\u00e8re femme<br>Et qu\u2019on ignore encore<br>Le go\u00fbt d\u2019un corps de femme<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On y r\u00eave en secret<br>On se voit l\u2019allumer<br>Mais avec grand regret<br>On ne sait pas en jouer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand on a commenc\u00e9<br>L\u2019\u00e9tude et la pratique<br>Et qu\u2019on conna\u00eet les rat\u00e9es<br>Des m\u00e9thodes empiriques<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand on fait tout c\u2019qu\u2019on peut<br>Pour jouer comme il faut<br>Plus on veut moins c\u2019est mieux<br>Faut reprendre \u00e0 z\u00e9ro<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La femme est un instrument capricieux<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand on sait l\u2019ABC<br>On r\u00e9p\u00e8te sans cesse<br>On ne cesse de jouer<br>De petits rires en grandes baises<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On joue et on rejoue<br>Toujours les m\u00eames rengaines<br>On s\u2019\u00e9merveille un jour<br>D\u2019une version africaine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La femme est un instrument myst\u00e9rieux<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand on excelle enfin<br>Qu\u2019on a trouv\u00e9 son style<br>Que l\u2019instrument devient<br>Un merveilleux complice<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On se meurt pour un rien<br>Qu\u2019on a pas bien jou\u00e9<br>Pour un ma\u00eetre plus malin<br>Qui nous a d\u00e9class\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La femme est un joli jeu dangereux<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand on est d\u00e9j\u00e0 mort<br>D\u2019avoir trop voulu jouer<br>Que l\u2019on joue encore<br>Parce qu\u2019on est envo\u00fbt\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La femme est un instrument merveilleux<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Andr\u00e9 Comeau<br>(Ah!!! Les femmes)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La femme est un instrument \u00a9 1998 Andr\u00e9 Comeau Quand on a pas encoreTouch\u00e9 sa premi\u00e8re femmeEt qu\u2019on ignore encoreLe go\u00fbt d\u2019un corps de femme On y r\u00eave en secretOn se voit l\u2019allumerMais avec grand regretOn ne sait pas en jouer Quand on a commenc\u00e9L\u2019\u00e9tude et la pratiqueEt qu\u2019on conna\u00eet les rat\u00e9esDes m\u00e9thodes empiriques Quand<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link\">\n             <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/chansons\/la-femme-est-un-instrument\/\" class=\"theme-btn\"><span>Continue Reading <\/span><i class=\"bi bi-arrow-right\"><\/i><\/a>\n        <\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":87,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-120","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/120\/revisions\/121"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.andrecomeau.quebec\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}